Interviewer: what’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?

Interviewer: what’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
*camera zooms in on Theresa May’s face as circus music starts playing*
*montage of disabled people getting their pensions cut, school kids having their lunches taken away, angry junior doctors protesting her, people being denied visas, muslims being harassed on the street*
Theresa May: running through wheat fields

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