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anglophile1776:

theresamays:

theresabrasier:

anglophile1776:

politicaltestudine:

Get you a man who checks you out like Philip May checks out his lanyard.

When I saw, “Get you a man who…” under a pic of the Mays, I thought this was going to be a sweet post about something he does with Theresa, but actually this was 10x better. ?

Philip: *pulls the lanyard out of his pocket in the car on the way back to the hotel last night and starts twirling it around*
Theresa: I think you might love that lanyard more than you love me.
Philip: (absentmindedly) That’s not true, dear; I love you both equally.

I legitimately just choked on my Sauvignon Blanc

ok @anglophile1776 i now need a fic about the love triangle that is theresa, philip and his lanyard

I’m terrible at writing silly kinds of fics (for some reason I’m just not good at it; either I’m not funny enough or I just don’t have the right kind of mind for it), so I’m not doing a lanyard fic.  However, I think I’m going to write a fic about the two of them just snuggling up together in their room last night, which I think will still make the fandom happy. ?  And also I’m sure he will at some point mention the lanyard, because no way did he not mention it to her after they got back.
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Oh that will do just fine!! ❤️ dear god we really do need one now.. Bless you ❤️
Tbh I think he even went as far as asking if he could take it home with him ?