Hey, how about all you chucklefucks who’ve spent the last 3 years screaming about how horrific and undemocratic the European Union is devote some of that anger to the fact that after the Tory leadership contest is resolved 3 out of our last 4 Prime Ministers will have been appointed by their parties rather than elected by the British public, or that the Tories do not have a majority in the Commons by themselves and are trailing in the polls but still get to just pick a new leader amongst themselves according to their own squabbling and that person will just become the head of the entire fucking government by default?
Oh okay I guess you don’t really care about democracy all that much after all.
With the Tories almost inevitably with their new leader set to move harshly into the ‘No Deal Brexit, woo!’ camp of thought right alongside Farage’s gaggle of stupid malicious cunts, the Labour party is going to have to really pull it’s fucking thumb out of its arse and get on board the ‘just stop Brexit’ train here.
The smaller parties like the Lib Dems and Greens in England, the SNP in Scotland and Plaid in Wales are going to need Labour as one of the two major parties to fucking get on side to stop Boris fucking Johnson or whatever hard Brexiting shitstirrer the psychotic Tories install as overlord from yanking us out of the EU with no deal and fucking the entire country to satisfy them and their owns’ private interests.
Regardless of who leads the Conservative Party and whatever happens with Brexit, the Tories will continue their decimation of the lives of the most vulnerable in society. Let’s be very clear about that.
We need a general election now and to get the Tories out.
Seriously though, regarding Theresa May’s resignation and her replacement as Prime Minister:
The obvious consensus among, well, everyone is that the Tories are going to install a hard Brexiteer for the job on the wisdom that Theresa May being a Remainer during the EU referendum campaign means she was always too weak on Brexit because she didn’t personally want it to ever happen and a new hard Brexit-loving PM will be stronger and get it done properly.
But… what is it they think they can do, exactly?
I mean as much as some of it is down to being incompetent, sure, there is a reason that Theresa May spent so long trying to negotiate a deal and withdrawal settlement with the European Union.
I’d love to see reality crash down on the new dickhead’s ego when they stroll into Number 10 and immediately try and just yank us out of the EU with no deal and no agreement only to find out that oh shit, yeah you can’t really just do that as easily as every drunk twat in a Wetherspoons for the past 3 years seems to think you can.
And good luck on them trying to forge lasting relationships and deals with any other nation on Earth after they prove that the UK is an untrustworthy twat on the world stage because our leaders are liable to just bail on deals and arrangements while flipping everyone else involved the bird at a moment’s notice.
If anyone is dumb enough to think that Theresa May being replaced is now the end of this Brexit nonsense then they are about to be violently disabused of that notion because this shit is far from over.
If you, regular average person of the UK, genuinely believe that in pushing for a hard Brexit people like Nigel Farage, Annunziata Rees-Mogg and Anne Widdecombe have your best interests at heart, then… no there is nothing here, just stop being so fucking stupid.
There’s a good reason the Tories and rich cretins who used to be Tories are clamouring for a hard Brexit, and it’s not because they want the freedom to help you that the EU is denying them.
They want the freedom to help themselves at your expense and the EU’s laws and regulations are currently stopping them from being able to utterly 100% fuck you over.
Your life isn’t difficult and the economy isn’t hard on you because the EU is forcing the Tories to be monsters. They’re monsters through and through and without having to obey EU laws they’ll be free to be even fucking worse.