Dear rest of the world,
Trump does not speak for all of us. He doesn’t even speak for most of us. We are embarrassed, ashamed, and saddened by this racist, deplorable man on a daily basis. We are just trying to survive this administration with the hopes we can dig ourselves out of the hole once he is no longer in office.
A weary American
@lawyermargo we understand completely. We feel your pain.
Donald Trump’s staggeringly dishonest Twitter rant about cancelling his trip to London triggered a gleeful display of quintessentially British piss-taking on Twitter via the #ICancelledMyTripToLondon hashtag.
Trump lied that he was cancelling his trip to London because Barack Obama and the Democrats supposedly did a deal to move the US Embassy to a new location, but the plan to move out and sell off the old embassy was actually drawn up in 2008 by the Republican George W. Bush administration.
Everyone could see that Dotard had just made up a ridiculous lie to cover for the fact that he’s afraid of facing the large public protests the British people would undoubtedly put on against his near constant stream of bigoted rhetoric.
Here are a few of the more amusing examples.
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because my advisers – great advisers, the best – sang me that London’s burning, and they’re fetching the engines, and there’s fire fire. Probably because of their terror problem. UNSAFE.
— Rachel Delahaye Lefever (@RachelDelahaye) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon when I realised there was a 1 in 12 million chance of bumping in to Boris Johnson.
— Rachael (@Rachael_Swindon) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I hear it’s full of Scotchland folk and their needlessly complicated handshakes. pic.twitter.com/20iL39ZVm2
— Rt Hon Sir Peter Mannion KCB MP (@PeterMannionMP) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because it turns out there is a London in Ohio, much closer, smart!
— Creeping Naughtiness (@mellowshade) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because Piccadilly Circus doesn’t even have clowns. FAKE NEWS!
— Rachael Eyre (@Alrightpunk) January 12, 2018
— Batch_STFC (@batch_2001) January 12, 2018
What could be more British than ribbing someone after they’ve huffed off in a strop?
Well there are many on the British extreme-right who clearly feel a much stronger affinity for Donald Trump than they do for their own nation, because they were so upset at people taking the piss out of their beloved right-wing idol that they set about trying to hijack the #ICancelledMyTripToLondon hashtag to humourlessly denigrate Britain, and especially London.
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I did not want to get stabbed, have acid thrown in my face or get run over by an Islamic terrorist.
It’s a #shithole
— Younger Z (@YoungerZ____) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon due to rampant knife crime, acid attacks, terrorist attacks, drive-by moped robbery & no-go zones.
— Alfred Albion™ 🏴 (@AlfredAlbion) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I didn’t want to stumble into ‘no white zones’ and be stabbed to death.
— Jeremy Steptoe Trump FTW (@JeremySteptoe) January 12, 2018
The reality of London; Acid Attacks, Black-on-Black Knife Crime, Islamic Terrorism, Sharia no-go Zones… Trump was right! #ICancelledMyTripToLondon
— Уільям(™) 🔱 (@JWilliamXIII) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because Mayor Khan has made it into an absolute Sh*thole.
— David Vance #FBPE (@DVATW) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because the mayor Sadiq Khan has made it into Londonstan
— Laura🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@Crazyparklady1) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because it’s a shithole.
— Jonathon Davies (@JonathonDavies6) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I didn’t want to be knifed, pickpocketed, mown down with a truck or blown up.
— Nationalist Gent’ 🏴🇬🇧 (@NationalistGent) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because it’s turned into a third world shithole.
— 🐸Фернандо, Кевин (@fifi_j) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I don’t much fancy getting stabbed, beaten or anything else horrendous by feral, lawless lunatics.
— Vicki McKellar (@VickiPMcKellar) January 12, 2018
#ICancelledMyTripToLondon Because it’s not even a British city anymore & my birthplace is now a crime ridden shithole..
— 🇬🇧CheekyLatte ❤️#FBPE Full Brexit,ProExit #BOOEU (@cheekylatte) January 12, 2018
It’s absolutely remarkable how much hatred and denigration is being aimed at Britain and it’s capital city by this extreme-right rabble.
It’s even more remarkable that this odious hate mob have the absolute cheek to pose as pro-British patriots, and even use British and English flags in their Twitter handles and biographies.
It’s beyond obvious that this disgusting mob hate their own country with a passion, because not only do they openly and shamelessly denigrate Britain, they’ve also attempted to hijack a quintessentially British display of ribbing with their displays of hateful and pathetically humourless extreme-right ranting.
Btw, the self-acclaimed “genius” also spelt her name wrong.